🇺🇸アメリカの話題ツイート100選（7日間）

El Gobierno de España está volcado en dar una respuesta inmediata a la situación en Ceuta.

Estamos movilizando todos los recursos necesarios, trabajando con las autoridades marroquíes e internacionales, y preparando las medidas necesarias para recuperar la normalidad lo antes…

— Pedro Sánchez (@sanchezcastejon) July 30, 2026

What a fucked up day man pic.twitter.com/DrsEwun9Qs

— anthony (@tony_bagz) July 29, 2026

David Jonsson is your new Black Panther.

Black Panther 3, directed by Ryan Coogler, arrives in theaters December 15, 2028. pic.twitter.com/39FVl9fwbz

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) July 26, 2026

the spider brooch in the back! https://t.co/sbxgXbYQcQ pic.twitter.com/QUkzuFrBqE

— DUDA (@saintdemie) July 29, 2026

my mom,
my cat watching my mom,
my dad watching my cat watching my mom pic.twitter.com/fZhbz9tbF8

— kevan🎸 (@wegotl0ve) July 27, 2026

Was just given the company card pic.twitter.com/C43fhyAefQ

— Gooey Tip (@gooey_tip) July 29, 2026

and zendaya’s louboutin spider heels deserve their own post pic.twitter.com/uQpHhDLQj4

— DUDA (@saintdemie) July 28, 2026

John Leguizamo says voicing Sid in the ‘Ice Age’ franchise paid his bills, bought him two houses, and covered his children’s college education. pic.twitter.com/GURrCzIgtG

— ToonHive (@ToonHive) July 27, 2026

This is genuinely one of the most HIDEOUS shots I’ve seen in any movie in the past decade https://t.co/Vodn6iBTnV

— Ibrahim Khan (@unrealpathan) July 29, 2026

It’s so important to remain understated on one’s birthday, to avoid anything gaudy or vulgar. pic.twitter.com/WoHjrNbdby

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 1, 2026

0 World Cups vs 0 World Cups https://t.co/9Kf9GO3O4p

— Ryanair (@Ryanair) July 27, 2026

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter. https://t.co/0Jj3PNZpxa

— Chris Jaxon Speaks (@RealChrisJaxon) July 29, 2026

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

— mia (@miakanaiko) July 26, 2026

EVERYONE MARK THIS DAY ON UR CALENDAR WE ARE GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOREVER pic.twitter.com/iV9j8zdAbD

— yaz⁷ (@_sgminseven) July 29, 2026

This is what actually makes a community safe https://t.co/MALWjGNffm

— Antifa's CFO (@nvrbeendoxdstg_) July 27, 2026

As it’s my birthday, I’ve taken it easy today: only three penises and just the two vulvas. Apologies to those waiting. Normal service will resume tomorrow. No need to keep everything exposed while queuing. pic.twitter.com/zzK47SWr2O

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 1, 2026

You wear someone else’s hair for a full month https://t.co/TChFoEGguA

— Lepokisi (@Bhokisi_) July 28, 2026

Y’all WTF I’m suppose to do ??? 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/7PNodRp1Uz

— Barbieee (@pyt_tericaaa) July 27, 2026

we miss you guys too #NCT127 pic.twitter.com/LKi8OaOsYD

— NCT 127 (@NCTsmtown_127) July 28, 2026

i’m laughing all over again omfgggg https://t.co/xNoy1e21cH pic.twitter.com/xijwDA4QCK

— the real iced tea. (@realmissblazee) July 29, 2026

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor https://t.co/8mRBck6QJI pic.twitter.com/HyUssdFeRT

— Mountain Ğeneral (@MountainGenera) July 27, 2026

THE HAT IS KILLING ME https://t.co/mN2kdPqMWb

— ⭐️ (@hescutelatino) July 28, 2026

You fucking wanker, you created the mess. You are a traitor to your people, every Spanish citizen that is raped or murdered by an invader their blood is on your hands

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) July 30, 2026

😁❄️ Cole Palmer: “I have trademarked the celebration… so if Morgan Rogers tries to do anything, bailiffs at his door”.

“Jokes aside, we’ll probably do the celebration together”. pic.twitter.com/aNp4oth1Lf

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) July 31, 2026

Seeing racist comments under my art only makes me want to draw more black people. https://t.co/BUzXtHCRC2

— Shiinxs ✮ (@shiinxs) July 29, 2026

Thrifting is so crazy like wym pic.twitter.com/zMcli1XtUU

— 🐈‍⬛ (@Cyb4rAnG3L) July 26, 2026

Madison Beer and Justin Herbert announce they are engaged. 💍 pic.twitter.com/boBaiuCtWb

— Pop Base (@PopBase) July 28, 2026

Proof that it has NOTHING to do with immigration status and EVERYTHING to do with skin color. Fuck ice. https://t.co/jbBZLzJjM3

— Wickedest Divinity (@FuukTwitar) July 28, 2026

I know it's trite to say about anything but this comic brings me to tears every time pic.twitter.com/A0rHZvrmY3

— Gubes (@NickGuber) July 27, 2026

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well, pic.twitter.com/GQxuxUj3ie

— Willie Nelson (@WillieNelson) July 28, 2026

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ officially had the biggest domestic opening day OF ALL TIME with $168M. pic.twitter.com/ZivbN4PbEa

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 1, 2026

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry. https://t.co/I0caJE0k0d

— 📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin (@TheLarkInn) July 29, 2026

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony pic.twitter.com/6b4f4vzO3z

— naiive (@naiivememe) July 27, 2026

Summer Love ☀️ pic.twitter.com/82FYVzk2GB

— Maren Nerei (@rennerei) July 28, 2026

Face reveal jumpscare pic.twitter.com/PezfvAzX4Z

— Bao The Whale 🐳 (@baovtuber) July 30, 2026

What Apple actually means when they say shot on iPhone pic.twitter.com/6F88QYGUUl

— Sam Kohl (@samkohl) July 28, 2026

i asked caseoh to draw me chiikawa for my birthday 😭 SO TUFF pic.twitter.com/PFdIEyUbBM

— AYA !! 🍒 (@amyahue) July 28, 2026

All those "click and hold" posts looking like pic.twitter.com/qFxPNBAJTh

— Urart🫀🇵🇸🇻🇪 (@Urart3) July 26, 2026

olivia i love you but this is not what i ordered 😭 pic.twitter.com/ykGNSlA2J3

— em (@mohopoly) July 31, 2026

do NOT watch spiderman if you still think about your ex

— ໊ (@dopeydoomy) August 1, 2026

The ‘ELDEN RING’ movie has wrapped filming.

In theaters on March 3, 2028. pic.twitter.com/JdnNhS6jQo

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) July 30, 2026

day one someday pic.twitter.com/7nz0AxTQDI

— 🫧 (@lunecrumbss) July 28, 2026

my cat just stuck her tiny disgusting paw in my coffee and then yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined

— The Lesbian Pervert (@babyknifespice) July 27, 2026

Marvin Gaye was killed??? By his father? https://t.co/MGhAVfHweT

— Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 (@itsBigSexy_) July 30, 2026

why do men always ruin everything cute pic.twitter.com/unz3751we1

— 2026 Nonchalantrian 🏮semi inactive (@hsflrt) July 27, 2026

i'm in https://t.co/5GeNytQMF0

— jack (@jack) July 26, 2026

IM SORRY ???? pic.twitter.com/BkbnsR50MM

— A🐝 (@lilcrossingnh) July 26, 2026

being ugly as a girl actually ruins ur life. men are just allowed to be ugly but women aren't treated as real people if they arent supermodelesque

— lea ˖⋆࿐໋ (@8lovelea8) July 31, 2026

blood moon pic.twitter.com/BoEyrJMGpx

— kieed (@kieed23232) July 27, 2026

Portugal is banning burqas and niqabs in public places, with fines up to 4,000 euros.

Muslim men who force their wives or female relatives to wear one will also face 3 years in prison.

Burqas were described as a ‘symbol of women’s oppression and a threat to public safety.’ pic.twitter.com/1FGFJSswJh

— Dr. Maalouf ‏ (@realMaalouf) July 28, 2026

Zendaya stuns at the UK premiere of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ pic.twitter.com/0IhyTG6OAY

— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) July 29, 2026

He loves that “y’all ready to order yet” server pose https://t.co/qwT08XfAEo

— K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) (@frodeci) July 28, 2026

Fascism. He wants fascism. https://t.co/bLLK3IqKJ0

— Nora Loreto (@NoLore) July 27, 2026

"Is that your culture? I don't like it." Lmaooo https://t.co/fT8QX6sZul pic.twitter.com/MWkA1X349A

— ALUTHEDON (@Mbakaza4L) August 1, 2026

What ESPN posted Reality 😂 https://t.co/71du2LC6LD pic.twitter.com/ybD5Lzi7FT

— Phelzzz (@phelliphelli18) July 31, 2026

«Excuse me, I think you may have dropped your book»#kataangweek2026 pic.twitter.com/12r9p7yLzt

— aisa (@aisatsaa) July 27, 2026

The Phantom Thieves have a message for @PlayStation CEO Hideaki Nishino :

To Hideaki Nishino,
President & CEO, Sony Interactive Entertainment

You seek to steal the freedom of choice from players by pushing a future where games exist only in the digital world.

You believe… pic.twitter.com/2tFfxiq7RZ

— ReingStation 🃏 (@ReingStation) July 27, 2026

Anime expo experiences part one pic.twitter.com/h3ysMHhUZ5

— Mhuyo (@Mhuyo) July 27, 2026

couple goals 💞 pic.twitter.com/1O4nodEUNL

— ster (@isteeerr) July 30, 2026

me responding to people in ten seconds after they took three days pic.twitter.com/b1lF03h2Ol

— Mason the Hyena (@mason_yeen) July 27, 2026

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

— X (@Xouy17) July 31, 2026

JD Vance used a $25,000/hour Marine helicopter to get his kid to golf practice.
The agent who leaked it got suspended.

— Books Behind Borders (@MHTruthUltra) July 27, 2026

Having zero health problems is one of life's most underrated luxuries.

— PeePee🎀 (@peegzy1) July 31, 2026

7 yrs ago i said WE brought 9/11 upon ourselves. 7 yrs ago i apologized for my language. since then ive helped get a 9/11 1st responder elected into office which you guys also called a terrorist cus he’s muslim. i don’t think zionists care about 9/11 beyond fomenting islamaphobia https://t.co/P8wvGrjg7C

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) July 28, 2026

I thought he was saying hi to me in minionese but he’s just Italian pic.twitter.com/1x9u582AXn

— honeybaked (@davibroui) July 31, 2026

Tom Holland says they tried to include a lot of the finishing moves from Insomniac's Spider-Man games in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

(Source: @IGN) pic.twitter.com/JbIQRyV7ga

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) July 28, 2026

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good pic.twitter.com/j7vh0Zayap

— bean smoothie™ (@beansm00thie) July 31, 2026

That's because they didn't cast him because he was black.

They cast him because he's cool as fuck. https://t.co/pSH7Tf40n3

— Antonio Chavez (@NewsM101) July 28, 2026

coming soon.#江戸川会 pic.twitter.com/lcP3HoxZgq

— Snow Man佐久間 渡辺 宮舘の江戸川会【番組公式】 (@sn_edogawa_tbs) August 1, 2026

do people actually roll their eyes during sex or is that a porn thing

— =͟͟͞͞🍓 ꒰ Spoiled_Strawberry꒱ (@Strahawberry) July 26, 2026

Steve Lacy has reportedly been “executed” by Marvel after revealing a spoiler for Spider-Man: Brand New Day. pic.twitter.com/hcmhN6xkne

— Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) July 28, 2026

This ate my ass right UP https://t.co/4WiY9SF1q5

— tumblr babe (@trapezoidmouth) July 31, 2026

Frutiger girls 🫰💗 #ppg pic.twitter.com/bWGb2TKGLo

— Evergreen 🌻 (@everrgreenn_) July 28, 2026

i cant concentrate on work cause i keep watching this gif over and over again pic.twitter.com/AKkIvIPwYy

— claire (@mountaintuuna) July 29, 2026

i put him in warm towels right out of the dryer while i was folding laundry pic.twitter.com/LU27XEajy4

— 🌴🪸walkup kitties (@walkupkitties) July 26, 2026

Almost every single day I get online, there’s a story about a white man killing his entire family. There’s an obvious epidemic, yet this demographic is not labeled as violent. If this were a Muslim or a Black man, it would be a different story. https://t.co/mtA1po0Zcf

— 체렐 🦂| 맞아 (@cherrmrsssi) July 30, 2026

“I used to have a crush on you” - A woman that currently has a crush on you

— John Wicker Park (@phonybone) July 31, 2026

No need to click and hold anything! Only Frieren with her grimoires, that's all pic.twitter.com/4uqcjpsPhF

— Vivian Valentin (@VivianValenArt) July 27, 2026

just tried to get wednesday seats to spider-man.. pic.twitter.com/IlHpmAS76T

— q (@sxarlights) July 28, 2026

In Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man 2, there was a scene where Peter gets fired from a job and Aunt May gives him her last $20 as a birthday gift. To me that was a Peter Parker that hit rock bottom https://t.co/sdXKAEwqSl

— Astro 💫 (@bldstarr) July 28, 2026

Okay sit still while I do your lobotomy pic.twitter.com/ITvxXdXMO1

— Orangutandrea (@Orangutandreaaa) July 31, 2026

How you’ll find me for the next few weeks pic.twitter.com/jBbD1yOOCo

— Oscar Piastri (@OscarPiastri) July 31, 2026

Gym progress is weird.
You look the same every day... until one
random Tuesday.

— ARROW (@phresh_arrow) August 1, 2026

The animators, by contrast, have to sell their plasma in between sequels to pay rent for their single room apartments. https://t.co/Vor2eVHw5X

— John "F" Fountain (@FountainCartoon) July 27, 2026

So heartbreaking to hear the news. An inspiration to so many, including myself. I will continue to honor your name and your music. Rest easy Kavinsky 🇫🇷❤️ pic.twitter.com/ts84bigDCV

— The Weeknd (@theweeknd) July 29, 2026

Suri dropping Cruise, the Jolie kids dropping Pitt. Love to see people ditching the last names of deadbeat dads. https://t.co/y4yywrgvtz

— Erika (@erikaxtc) July 27, 2026

losing my mind that these were scrawled by a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD https://t.co/3tzDjWkS7E

— ER (Justified & Ancient) (@emsuerob) July 28, 2026

First poster for Robert Eggers' ‘WERWULF’.

In theaters on December 25. pic.twitter.com/c5XXFhjdg2

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) July 29, 2026

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

— dennis (@dennismacelroy) August 1, 2026

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results! pic.twitter.com/YyA1m9nNCM

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) July 28, 2026

little brother drove me to my exam and picked me up 9 hours later (bc he's the best) and in between, in a sort of satire or how long my exam was, he:
- went to stew leonard's
- went to beach
- went to the aquarium
- went to the mall
- saw the odyssey

— irα!! (@solarsystern) July 28, 2026

Straight to it 🫡 pic.twitter.com/QKCuL1VuuX

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) July 31, 2026

Because you don’t know them https://t.co/6vbY4PkEh2

— posionedmoon (@posionedmoon) July 26, 2026

My school changed *everyone's* quotes to generic "good luck everyone!" type stuff

but the most egregious was changing mine to "These were the best 5 years of my life" considering I got bullied literally every fucking day at that hellhole https://t.co/7l1ds6I3ym

— Chip Thief (@ShatteredSFW) July 28, 2026

came into work.

manager pulls me aside and says "okay you haven't been here for the past few months so you don't know, but the guy coming in soon is insane. the way you're always goofy and constantly joking around, don't do that with him, please"

im like, sure ok.

— 𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 ✩ˎˊ˗ (@lumireiss) July 28, 2026

Has anyone found the photo taken by this guy ?? pic.twitter.com/ItZovGLLF4

— No Context Tobey Maguire (@OocTobeyM) July 29, 2026

didn’t move a single inch watching the Spider-Man movie bc i was so locked in & then i stood up to see this pic.twitter.com/l9eTwhy5Wm

— Aleks Le | MARK 🐝 in INVINCIBLE VS (@AleksLeVO) August 1, 2026

That’s Indigenous excellence right there https://t.co/54F6nkl2YD

— Tea Time With Teha (@TeaTimeWithTeha) July 27, 2026

Freeloader. pic.twitter.com/DmfIar9l00

— Nhim (@Nhim_Art) August 1, 2026

You can do that when we get to Spider-Man 10 nigga
Tf you think this is
You Hugh Jackman Wolverine now
WE KEEPING YOU HERE https://t.co/0f9Rbg58Na

— ⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️ (@7Spideycomics) August 1, 2026